I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
when i’m in my forties and i’m eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say “mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction” and i’ll choke for a few minutes before looking off into the distance and whispering “eat your peas, margaret”
me flirting on grindr
Im like laughing at this at 3 in the morning. I need sleep.