“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms
why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms
why do advertisers humanize food products
why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
- beloved pets
- only 1 twin
yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat
Anna Kendrick is more of an inspiration than Jennifer Lawrence tbh.
And she doesn’t go around pretending to be some iconic saviour for women.
She’s just a boss ass human being.