zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

hospitalstays:

image

school cum

thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(Source: cozyqueen)

cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

image

(Source: gayfather)

Characters you should never kill off in books because your fandom will literally never forgive you:

jjcka:

trenchcoatsexual:

trenchcoatsexual:

  • beloved pets
  • only 1 twin

yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you

vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

“Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?”
"…I think the answer is that a circle has no beginning."
“Well reasoned.”

(Source: simplypotterheads)

Anna Kendrick is more of an inspiration than Jennifer Lawrence tbh.
And she doesn’t go around pretending to be some iconic saviour for women.
She’s just a boss ass human being.