bikinipowerbottom:

"are you one of those dramatic gays?"

me: 

dutchster:

how weird are giraffes tho. i bet if they didn’t exist, they would be way less reasonable than unicorns

chickenuqqet:

walking into school wearing a new outfit

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how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

We’re actually learning about LGBT rights in class today. I’m so psyched none of my teacher’s ever do this they skirt around it.

gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

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(Source: gorilluz)

snapchatting:

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year

(Source: snapchatting)

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused