karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

stylincutie:

when i’m in my forties and i’m eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say “mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction” and i’ll choke for a few minutes before looking off into the distance and whispering “eat your peas, margaret”

rawdicul:

santibronze:

me flirting on grindr

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Im like laughing at this at 3 in the morning. I need sleep.

destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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chris pratt is like a pokemon that evolved into something gorgeous and fuckable.

dramaisthenewblack:

people: Kim Kardashian has no talent and haven’t made anything important

me:
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