me trying to flirt
you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices
in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter